aidantuurner: i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and
myresin: mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige And wasn’t there some guy who...
vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
winchesterwhowatson: so i just found a thing ? is that even-? okay that’s not ??? is that even legal
alarniawritesfiction: sooo, here’s chapter 1 :3 pretty sure it’s done. Perhaps it could use a little more polishing but I don’t have a beta so this is as good as it’s gonna get! :P Chapter 2 is well on it’s way uwu Read More
tsunly: DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
it sure is hard scrolling through my dash at school when its full of porn x( (and really good porn too!!!)
Why do i have 47 followers when did that happen
shinebrightlikedavesprite: people recognizing you in cosplay more like
halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
tilthat: TIL of the Parsley Massacre, a government-sponsored genocide of ethnic Haitian civilians in 1937. Dominican soldiers would hold up a sprig of parsley to someone and ask “What is this?”; how the person would pronounce the Spanish word for parsley would determine his/her fate. via http://bit.ly/14CIAv1
averlac: why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E